if my cars are like parrots and learn from what they hear, they would be spouting off profanity laced threats of violence with the occasional non PC intelligence demeaning slur laced with profanity. and trash talk, you guessed it, laced with profanity.
just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it wont be a good time.
i used to crash a lot. i still do, but i used to, too.
It's my duty as a human being to be pissed off.